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Talking about mr Ofanos....

Allie: well he was off for one week
Me: I thought you were going to say he was off for one of his organs, I was gunna say not wonder hes still nto back at school
Allie: nah its ok they gave him a blue pill for that

God bless Jesus

Erol Kucuk : 'ya can tekkk aweyyyy maaa hoodiiii bu' yaaa cannae' tekkk aweeyyyy maa fridumm'

The Marshmellow Chronicles:Part 2, get out of my toilet

Canel

just now iwent down to the loo

19:02Jasmine

OMG i went loo just now too

how spookey

19:02Canel

and someone was in there so i knocked and shouted whos in my toilet

lol

loooL

my mum was like its me

and i shouted get out go on get out of my toilet

19:02Jasmine

LOOOL

19:03Canel

then wen she finally came out i dragged her out and forced her into the living room an said don't you ever use my toilet ever again you

thats it

dutty wine.

Jasmine (me) : you have a really confident face




Allie: sir we should have a leaving party!
Dr Miller: and sarah could do the dutty wine

Stitch and sew....

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/video/video.php?v=47553601192

#teensdonttweet

On twitter a while back.

If Teens don't tweet the who are the 1,178,169 people following Pete Wentz?

Random Cat chob

Mr Paul: Nick what are you doing?

Nick D: well i used to hold my my pen liek this but now im trying to hold it properly so im practising my alphabet
(holds up sheet with alphabet written out a few times in capitals and lower case)

Mr P: In all my years of teaching I have never had a student practising writing their alphabet



(Talking about nick diplos and his alphabet [see above] and then my brother mensioned george worton for some reason and then said this out of the blue)
Nick: George Wortons not a bad looking boy you know

Jasmine: What?

Nick: Yeah man, I'd bum him for loose change!




mel[LY] says:
CHOB CHOB CHOB!
Becca says:
CHOB
Becca says:
chob to the chop
- mel[LY] says:
chop to teh chob
- mel[LY] says:
do the chob chop
- mel[LY] says:
do teh chop chob bop!