Friday 5 February 2010

white goods

Antony: Sir, what are white goods?
Mr Henry: Things black people can't buy.

Monday 18 January 2010

globalisatio business

Harry B: Globalisation is when a big company goes in to a crap country.

Followed by the curved demand or supply curve. loool

Thursday 14 January 2010

Psychology

Mr Paul: Do you know what I got for christmas? A tight rope. I have this brook down at the bottom of my garden and my years resolution is to be able to tight rope over it between the trees.

He plans to film it wearing a mask (not mr blobby this time) and put it on youtube.


Mr Paul: And what drugs do they use to treat depression?... Yes, Prozac is one.
Devin: (to antony) did you say anything?
Mr Paul: no we are doing teh rest of teh lesson telepathecly. Who can name a benefit of drugs or a negative? ...Yes Delia that is very good point. She just said that....

This continued for the rest of the lesson.
Madddd. My last lesson with him aswell, since he is leaving.

Thursday 26 November 2009

canely poo

canel says:
*lolyhh
*jam pooo
je suis jam. says:
*yes can poo

Wednesday 25 November 2009

tea and toast

Mrs Awan: ...complimentary good such as tea and biscuits
Harry b: i love tea and biscuits
(class keeps talking about tea and biscuits)
Mrs Awan: mmm you know whats really nice, dipping toast in it

(  :| faces fill the room )

Me: what about coffee and biscuits
Someone: nah in america they have like muffins innit
Allie: haha dip your muffin in



(something like thatt)

BEEF

Mr P: Rob give a slap will you
*Rob slaps Mehmet - mehmet hits back - rob hits back - mehmet hits back - they both stand up - hitting continues*

Mr P: WOAH GUYS CALM IT CALM IT!  Wow, that actually nearly got out of hand.

Monday 16 November 2009

Viagra

Talking about mr Ofanos....

Allie: well he was off for one week
Me: I thought you were going to say he was off for one of his organs, I was gunna say not wonder hes still nto back at school
Allie: nah its ok they gave him a blue pill for that