Antony: Sir, what are white goods?
Mr Henry: Things black people can't buy.
Friday 5 February 2010
Monday 18 January 2010
globalisatio business
Harry B: Globalisation is when a big company goes in to a crap country.
Followed by the curved demand or supply curve. loool
Followed by the curved demand or supply curve. loool
Thursday 14 January 2010
Psychology
Mr Paul: Do you know what I got for christmas? A tight rope. I have this brook down at the bottom of my garden and my years resolution is to be able to tight rope over it between the trees.
He plans to film it wearing a mask (not mr blobby this time) and put it on youtube.
Mr Paul: And what drugs do they use to treat depression?... Yes, Prozac is one.
Devin: (to antony) did you say anything?
Mr Paul: no we are doing teh rest of teh lesson telepathecly. Who can name a benefit of drugs or a negative? ...Yes Delia that is very good point. She just said that....
This continued for the rest of the lesson.
Madddd. My last lesson with him aswell, since he is leaving.
He plans to film it wearing a mask (not mr blobby this time) and put it on youtube.
Mr Paul: And what drugs do they use to treat depression?... Yes, Prozac is one.
Devin: (to antony) did you say anything?
Mr Paul: no we are doing teh rest of teh lesson telepathecly. Who can name a benefit of drugs or a negative? ...Yes Delia that is very good point. She just said that....
This continued for the rest of the lesson.
Madddd. My last lesson with him aswell, since he is leaving.
Labels:
joke,
prozac,
psychology,
telepathy,
tight rope,
wierd
Thursday 26 November 2009
Wednesday 25 November 2009
tea and toast
Mrs Awan: ...complimentary good such as tea and biscuits
Harry b: i love tea and biscuits
(class keeps talking about tea and biscuits)
Mrs Awan: mmm you know whats really nice, dipping toast in it
( :| faces fill the room )
Me: what about coffee and biscuits
Someone: nah in america they have like muffins innit
Allie: haha dip your muffin in
(something like thatt)
Harry b: i love tea and biscuits
(class keeps talking about tea and biscuits)
Mrs Awan: mmm you know whats really nice, dipping toast in it
( :| faces fill the room )
Me: what about coffee and biscuits
Someone: nah in america they have like muffins innit
Allie: haha dip your muffin in
(something like thatt)
BEEF
Mr P: Rob give a slap will you
*Rob slaps Mehmet - mehmet hits back - rob hits back - mehmet hits back - they both stand up - hitting continues*
Mr P: WOAH GUYS CALM IT CALM IT! Wow, that actually nearly got out of hand.
*Rob slaps Mehmet - mehmet hits back - rob hits back - mehmet hits back - they both stand up - hitting continues*
Mr P: WOAH GUYS CALM IT CALM IT! Wow, that actually nearly got out of hand.
Monday 16 November 2009
Viagra
Talking about mr Ofanos....
Allie: well he was off for one week
Me: I thought you were going to say he was off for one of his organs, I was gunna say not wonder hes still nto back at school
Allie: nah its ok they gave him a blue pill for that
Allie: well he was off for one week
Me: I thought you were going to say he was off for one of his organs, I was gunna say not wonder hes still nto back at school
Allie: nah its ok they gave him a blue pill for that
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