white goods

Antony: Sir, what are white goods?
Mr Henry: Things black people can't buy.

globalisatio business

Harry B: Globalisation is when a big company goes in to a crap country.

Followed by the curved demand or supply curve. loool

Psychology

Mr Paul: Do you know what I got for christmas? A tight rope. I have this brook down at the bottom of my garden and my years resolution is to be able to tight rope over it between the trees.

He plans to film it wearing a mask (not mr blobby this time) and put it on youtube.


Mr Paul: And what drugs do they use to treat depression?... Yes, Prozac is one.
Devin: (to antony) did you say anything?
Mr Paul: no we are doing teh rest of teh lesson telepathecly. Who can name a benefit of drugs or a negative? ...Yes Delia that is very good point. She just said that....

This continued for the rest of the lesson.
Madddd. My last lesson with him aswell, since he is leaving.

canely poo

canel says:
*lolyhh
*jam pooo
je suis jam. says:
*yes can poo

tea and toast

Mrs Awan: ...complimentary good such as tea and biscuits
Harry b: i love tea and biscuits
(class keeps talking about tea and biscuits)
Mrs Awan: mmm you know whats really nice, dipping toast in it

(  :| faces fill the room )

Me: what about coffee and biscuits
Someone: nah in america they have like muffins innit
Allie: haha dip your muffin in



(something like thatt)

BEEF

Mr P: Rob give a slap will you
*Rob slaps Mehmet - mehmet hits back - rob hits back - mehmet hits back - they both stand up - hitting continues*

Mr P: WOAH GUYS CALM IT CALM IT!  Wow, that actually nearly got out of hand.

Viagra

Talking about mr Ofanos....

Allie: well he was off for one week
Me: I thought you were going to say he was off for one of his organs, I was gunna say not wonder hes still nto back at school
Allie: nah its ok they gave him a blue pill for that

God bless Jesus

Erol Kucuk : 'ya can tekkk aweyyyy maaa hoodiiii bu' yaaa cannae' tekkk aweeyyyy maa fridumm'

The Marshmellow Chronicles:Part 2, get out of my toilet

Canel

just now iwent down to the loo

19:02Jasmine

OMG i went loo just now too

how spookey

19:02Canel

and someone was in there so i knocked and shouted whos in my toilet

lol

loooL

my mum was like its me

and i shouted get out go on get out of my toilet

19:02Jasmine

LOOOL

19:03Canel

then wen she finally came out i dragged her out and forced her into the living room an said don't you ever use my toilet ever again you

thats it

dutty wine.

Jasmine (me) : you have a really confident face




Allie: sir we should have a leaving party!
Dr Miller: and sarah could do the dutty wine

Stitch and sew....

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/video/video.php?v=47553601192

#teensdonttweet

On twitter a while back.

If Teens don't tweet the who are the 1,178,169 people following Pete Wentz?

Random Cat chob

Mr Paul: Nick what are you doing?

Nick D: well i used to hold my my pen liek this but now im trying to hold it properly so im practising my alphabet
(holds up sheet with alphabet written out a few times in capitals and lower case)

Mr P: In all my years of teaching I have never had a student practising writing their alphabet



(Talking about nick diplos and his alphabet [see above] and then my brother mensioned george worton for some reason and then said this out of the blue)
Nick: George Wortons not a bad looking boy you know

Jasmine: What?

Nick: Yeah man, I'd bum him for loose change!




mel[LY] says:
CHOB CHOB CHOB!
Becca says:
CHOB
Becca says:
chob to the chop
- mel[LY] says:
chop to teh chob
- mel[LY] says:
do the chob chop
- mel[LY] says:
do teh chop chob bop!

1 problem canel, he cant text back

Tom box : lol im on the bus cant text x

LOVE LAND - CHINA

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/love-land-chinas-new-sexually-explicit-theme-park-shut-down

so funny. came across this whilst doing business studies research on our topic of china and we were searching health.

measures and scales.

Mr Paul: When we do self report measures whats the scale we measure it on?
Patrick PJ: Limescale!

make good first impressions....

Becca says:
whe i went to the induction at fortismere
Becca says:
i was really blahh like in ur face
Becca says:
and also i sed i have a hygeien problem
Becca says:
but then canel corrected their thoughts
Becca says:
and told them like in a god way

Swine Flu (warning may be of bad taste)

Becca says:
lool i might get a face ,ask for the swine flu

*MiMiMi - nobodyputsbabyinthecorner says:
ur bros already given it to u

*MiMiMi - nobodyputsbabyinthecorner says:
n u gave it to me

Becca says:
the swine !

*MiMiMi - nobodyputsbabyinthecorner says:
lmao

*MiMiMi - nobodyputsbabyinthecorner says:
bad joke of the year award

your bombs ready

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
lol sorry i wa sgetting smoothie

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
n my brother starte dbeing sexist

Canel says:
really

Canel says:
what did he say

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
well i skipped in to teh kicthed as he went in to use teh microwave for soup i think

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
n he was liek ur not allowed to dance n i was liek yes i am

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
n he goes no ur not and your not allowed to vote or speak either

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
and i was like omg u racist pig

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
n he was liek oh whens it due n i wa slike

Canel says:
racist haha

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
u just prooving mypoint

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
sexist lol

Canel says:
omg nick is racist

Canel says:
i cant believe this

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
lol

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
now im laughing

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
im scraed to go back down incase im racially abused

Canel says:
loool

Canel says:
haha

Canel says:
by ur brother

Canel says:
literally u couldnt acuse a worse urpose of racially abusing u

Canel says:
he is the absolute closest to ur race than anyone else in the world

Canel says:
wwho has and will ever live

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
lool

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
i went down n the microwave was beeping

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
n i said your bombs ready

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
n to his friend on cod he said

Canel says:
haaa

Canel says:
omhg i m loling

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
costas your rubbish

Jam Yo Hype! (L)xx says:
(costats being a different race of course)

Mr Paul / Mr Blobby

this shit is just wrong
but lesson today was funny :D