canely poo

canel says:
*lolyhh
*jam pooo
je suis jam. says:
*yes can poo

tea and toast

Mrs Awan: ...complimentary good such as tea and biscuits
Harry b: i love tea and biscuits
(class keeps talking about tea and biscuits)
Mrs Awan: mmm you know whats really nice, dipping toast in it

(  :| faces fill the room )

Me: what about coffee and biscuits
Someone: nah in america they have like muffins innit
Allie: haha dip your muffin in



(something like thatt)

BEEF

Mr P: Rob give a slap will you
*Rob slaps Mehmet - mehmet hits back - rob hits back - mehmet hits back - they both stand up - hitting continues*

Mr P: WOAH GUYS CALM IT CALM IT!  Wow, that actually nearly got out of hand.

Viagra

Talking about mr Ofanos....

Allie: well he was off for one week
Me: I thought you were going to say he was off for one of his organs, I was gunna say not wonder hes still nto back at school
Allie: nah its ok they gave him a blue pill for that

God bless Jesus

Erol Kucuk : 'ya can tekkk aweyyyy maaa hoodiiii bu' yaaa cannae' tekkk aweeyyyy maa fridumm'

The Marshmellow Chronicles:Part 2, get out of my toilet

Canel

just now iwent down to the loo

19:02Jasmine

OMG i went loo just now too

how spookey

19:02Canel

and someone was in there so i knocked and shouted whos in my toilet

lol

loooL

my mum was like its me

and i shouted get out go on get out of my toilet

19:02Jasmine

LOOOL

19:03Canel

then wen she finally came out i dragged her out and forced her into the living room an said don't you ever use my toilet ever again you

thats it